2011 was an interesting year for me. There were great moments; there were not so great moments. The con adventures with GPX and the release of my favorite games generally made up for the crap I took this year. The same can be said for the this brand new year. There will be bad moments (I'm sure) but I want to keep my spirits up for the good moments that will be happening in 2012. So here is my personal list of things I look forward to this year.

Christmas is usually a time for giving so I usually don't get around to creating a personal christmas list until around December 23rd much to the dismay of my shopaholic friends and family. I usually don't want much of anything, so generally the standard has been 'Give her liquor money, the lush'. Honestly, that's still acceptable to me. Grey Goose, Captain Morgan, and Jack Daniels have been under my tree before and will be again. This year is a little different though. These are things that I have squealed with joy over, so one can naturally assume that these are the things I want and you may want as well. If Santa Claus can swing this in so little time

One day, I may spawn children (may God have mercy on the world when this happens). I figure I am going to warn everyone now because I've already decided that my child will usher in the apocalypse, become an Evil Overlord, and then the destroyer of worlds. All of this is aside from being epically cute. That being said, I want to train my kid using amazingly expensive children's books, the best that money can buy. These books seem right up my evil, dark alley, therefore my child's alley as well.

So speakth Basement Cat!

Dragon*Con is the mecca of all things geekdom, including beautiful women in beautiful cosplay. In order to make myself fit in with these juggernauts of beauty, I decided on wearing my favorite corset at this convention. Some of you may know it. Others may not. But this corset has...well, made my blessings known. My corset causes quite a commotion apparently. During the entire course of Dragon*Con, I have heard almost every cheesy comment including overinflated tires, milk jokes, and twin peaks. My chesticles apparently cause so much of a stir that Camacho proclaimed that I quite possibly had one of the biggests breasts there.

...

I think not. I argued with him on this point, but Manny cannot be swayed on this topic. Basically, the arguement descended to "pics or it didn't happen" and the Dragon*Con Boob Quest was formed.